November 11, 2016
The Bearded Man (Armada)
Let's be honest here: The Bearded Man is by *no* means the world's harshest critic. Far from it. He fancies himself a fairly inclusive and respectful guy, and he's not too proud to show his appreciation when other people do things that he's not able to do. The Beard recently came back from Burning Man, and even though it took him over 3 days just to get all the desert dust out of his beard, here are the things that made him say "whoa" at The Burn: 1) The burning of the pyramids. 2) A girl who was hula-hooping naked *while* still riding a bike. 3) An open bar. 4) How many people had beards. 5) The pronunciation of TACACHO's name. Ta-Ca-Cho. He can dig it.